Ways to be cool

I found this posted on a message board I go to. Click on it to blow it up bigger if you can't read it. This was written, obviously, when the poster was a kid (or young teen), and he just came across it and decided to scan and share it. At that age, we're all trying to figure out how to be cool. I just love the way this kid took such a systematic approach to it, and the way the brains of youth work are always hilarious - as evidenced by some of his brainstorms for reaching coolness. I guess if I learned to speak "European", I'd be cool, too.

Not as cool as I'd be if I hung out with Steve, of course...