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Wednesday, April 30, 2008

Iron Man Saturday Night!!!

Finally, a REAL Summer movie! The "Iron Plan" is to hit this film Saturday night, at the Century theater on Ethan again, for the 8:30 show. We're trying to get as big a crowd going as possible. Keep in kind that this is a BIG MOVIE - it's very likely to sell out. So if you plan to join us, I highly advise you jump onto Fandango.com, start an account if you don't have one, and buy your tickets early. And if you do, be sure to PRINT the ticket and take it with you to the theater. The Century on Ethan doesn't let you show up with your credit card and pull it up, like other snazzier theaters that have the kiosk. So print and bring - or hit the theater early in the day (or the night before...or, frankly, even today, as I think you can buy that early at the box office). So far the reviews are looking GREAT! Currently 95% fresh on the Tomatometer after 38 reviews. This is looking like the big must-see for the summer - so you "must see" it with us! Suit up, Sac Movie Fans, and let's do this thing! Unibeam!!!

Monday, April 28, 2008

Shameless Plugfest - "A Journey to Ireland"

It occurred to me, recently, that there’s a lot of stuff on my web site (michaeloconnell.com, in case you haven’t caught on). And that not all of this stuff has been found by people. Aside from there just being a lot of said stuff, this stuff is sometimes buried beneath OTHER stuff, making people wade through Stuff #1 to get to, say, Stuff #7. People may not get that far, so some stuff might get missed. Or, there’s this other scenario, where people have, like, jobs and families and numerous other more important things to do than dick around on my web site all day. I apologize. I meant “penis around”.

So I thought I’d use this much more accessible and user-friendly blog to occasionally point out some highlights you might have missed. This ongoing feature will be known as Shameless Plugfest. And I thought I’d get things started with a little trip to Ireland.

In case you missed “A Journey to Ireland”, the web page I did up for my…well, my…journey to Ireland (sometimes the most obvious title can be the one that requires the least effort, so, I figured why penis around with some flowery metaphorical epithet when my time could be better spent watching a Bond movie on TBS or something?), I thought you might enjoy checking it out now. In the Fall of 2002, I came to a realization that nothing on my life list was getting done. And I figured the best way to fix that was the shoot for the #1 thing on that list. But, since Gwen Stefani was already married by that point (tramp), I decided to jump on #2 instead, even though jumping on #1 sounded like much more fun. And this was taking a trip, finally, to my homeland – to Ireland. I talked to Russ about this one evening over cigars on his patio, overlooking the golf course, and before I could even finish the thought, he said “Let’s do it”. For those of you who are fans of “How I Met Your Mother”, Russ is my Barney. So as you can imagine, he felt this trip would be legen…(wait for it)…DARY. We brought it up to several of our other friends, and they all whined about things like mortgages and car payments and braces for the kids and crap like that. Why do we bother?

So, we set the date for just after St. Paddy’s day in 2003 (as we felt going ON St. Paddy’s was just way too obvious and touristy). We decided we would plan NOTHING. No reservations, no idea where we were going, nothing. We’d just land in Dublin, find a rental car, and see where we ended up. Did we consider it a bad omen that our flight to Europe ended up taking off just hours after the U.S. started dropping the first bombs on Iraq? Not at all! We figured the possibility of getting spit on and protested the minute we got off the plane would be the perfect way to start a week on the Emerald Isle!

So if you missed it the first time around, take this chance to join us on our adventure by reading the travel journal and checking out all the photos. Excitement, intrigue, many pints and close encounters with painted sheep (it sounds creepier than it was…kind of…) await you HERE!

Sunday, April 27, 2008

One More New Gallery - "Poker at Tim's"

Hey, let's sneak in another new photo gallery this Sunday, shall we? And while we're at it, let's stick to the poker theme! Finally got some photos up from around last Halloween, where a group of us (me, Rich, Ken, Chris, A.T. and James) got together at Tim's apartment to put Tim's Hold 'Em table to use. And that ended up being one of the ONLY times we hung out at Tim's apartment, since real soon after he moved in, an opportunity for a house popped up, and he went and bought that instead. But at least we got a little manly use out of it, so join us as we throw some cards, mix some drinks, and watch A.T. blow Jager out his nose. Check out the memories right here.

Summer Movies - The Score So Far

Okay, three movies off my summer list are now behind me (and we’re still in April?). Here’s how things have looked so far, in my opinion (which is what counts here, because it’s my damned blog!).

“Street Kings”. Wow. That stank. James Elmore being involved in the writing couldn’t save a Keanu-infected film. Keanu’s non-Matrixy acting endeavors seem to be worse than ever, and he managed to drag an otherwise promising supporting cast down with him. It’s awful to see what he can do with dialogue. My GOD is it painful hearing him try to use the word “punk”. Everyone besides him seemed, to me, to be a little embarrassed to be in the movie, like they all knew it was crap but knew there was now no way out of it once the cameras started rolling. Saw it with Tim, who didn’t seem to think it was that bad, so maybe it’s just me. Or…maybe not.

“Forgetting Sarah Marshall”. Certified GOLD. I can’t tell you how much I loved this movie. I saw it again later in the week. My kind of funny, which is what I expect from the Apatow gang. But I didn’t know what to expect from Jason Segel, carrying his first leading role AND writing the screenplay. He NAILED it. Funny as hell. Man, I never gave much thought to Mila Kunis in the few episodes of “That 70s Show” that I watched, but somewhere along the way, she got GORGEOUS. Wow. She nails the role is the replacement love interest, and comes off as such a cool chick that you desperately want to hang out with her, too. Kristen Bell was AWESOME in her role, and Segal did a great job of not making her some stereotypical ex that we’re supposed to hate. There were no clear “bad guys” here, which is what really made the film shine. And that was embodied most of all – and most brilliantly of all – by the surprise scene-stealing performance of Russell Brand, who plays her bad-boy pop-singer Brit replacement boyfriend. He will slay you. I can’t wait to own this thing (even though its still in theaters), and because of it, I’ve already gone out and gotten season 1 of “How I Met Your Mother” so I can experience more Jason Segal. And trust me, as soon as the film’s over, you’ll want to run home and jump on iTunes and buy the soundtrack, just like I did. You’ll see what I mean. The big winner of the season for me so far. Definitely see it – unless, of course, you’re not comfortable with unexpected visits from “Mr. Winky”…

“Harold and Kumar 2”. That was exactly what I was expecting. Stupid, childish gross-out humor, extremely silly, completely over-the-top. In short, the perfect film to see with all your buds when you’re all in the mood for exactly that. We all laughed like idiots and had a great time. Cho and Penn nail it again, and N.P.H. returns to his former self-portraying glory with, once again, unforgettable results. I think the best part of the film is the performance of George W. Bush, actually (yeah, he’s in it…didn’t you know?). Can I recommend the film? Hard to say. I can only say if the first one made you laugh, then you’ll be very pleased with this one. If you haven’t seen the first, or if the first made you cringe, don’t bother. As I said before – leave your sophistication at the door. Go to have fun. And to feel like a 14-year old that snuck into seeing this after paying for “Narnia” like you told your parents you were going to see…

New Photorama Gallery - Jon's 40th Birthday Poker Party

Got a new gallery up at the Photorama page. While our pal Jon was lucky enough to be the first one of us to turn 21, back in the day, that also made him UNLUCKY enough to the first one of us to hit 40 (getting into a strip club first isn't sounding like such a great deal anymore, is it, old man?). He did so last month, and we all got together to celebrate his...well...OLDness at a little gathering at the house shared by him, Kristan, Ken and Chris B. Aside from them and myself, the evening was attended by Chris K., Karen and A.T., and a good time was had by all. Mostly by Karen, who ended up with all the money. Did I mention it was her first time playing Hold 'Em? That's what makes that game so great. Anyway, I took a few pics and got them up on my site, and if it pleases ya, you can check 'em out here.

"The Wire" - Unplugged

I have, just now, finished watching the final episode of the final season of HBO’s “The Wire”. You know that feeling you get when you finish reading a novel? And I don’t mean a little three-hundred page thing you flew through over a weekend. I mean a big novel, something you invested a good deal of time and, ultimately, a huge of amount of emotion in. A better example might be a series of novels, one that follows the same characters for hundreds, maybe thousands, of pages. Can you conjure that feeling? You remember what it felt like when you hit that final paragraph, not wanting to read it too quickly, because you knew that it was, finally, the end of this amazing and very personal journey you’d been on, one that you could try to relate to other people but knew, already, that you’d never be able to – not properly, at least? How you felt a certain exhaustion, but a peaceful one, and you felt somehow older and wiser, like you’d managed to somehow live another lifetime within the confines of your own? How you mourned its ending, but were grateful that you’d had the experience for the short time it was with you?

Yeah. I liked “The Wire”.

I’ve written about this elsewhere (such on as my web page’s “My Shows” page, which was written before I’d gotten to the final season), how I had tried the pilot of this show when it first aired, but for some reason just wasn’t in the right place, mentally, to appreciate it. I’d heard a few good things about it later, here and there, but not much, as no one I knew was watching it. I must have really been off my game on that first viewing, because I somehow hadn’t realized that it was from creator David Simon, who wrote the book (“Homicide: A Year On The Killing Streets”) that had been turned into one of my favorite television shows ever, “Homicide”. Without that foreknowledge, and without, apparently, a very lengthy attention span that evening, I had chalked it up to a show that looked interesting, but seemed to move very slowly and didn’t really grab me. With so many other things going on, I had just never gone back to it.

In case you weren’t aware? I’m an ass.

A couple of things brought it back on my radar. First, a friend at work, who’s always trying to hip me to shows I haven’t seen (which, these days, is MOST shows out there) would occasionally talk about it. And then it started making some entertainment news, as the show was entering its fifth and final season. My interest is always piqued when I hear a show is coming up on its finale. That is, a show that KNOWS it’s ending, not one, like so many network shows, that suddenly finds itself cancelled and leaves its fans (of which there apparently weren’t enough) hanging for all eternity and writing fan fiction on the web to deal with their loss. The planned end of a TV series is a big thing. It’s when everything comes together and (unless the network/creators are feeling particularly evil) wraps up all the loose ends and closes the book on the show’s world. Those finales can be very satisfying if done right. Or, they can end up unable to deal with the pressure of creating a proper ending and completely blow it (cough cough SOPRANOS cough).

My curiosity got me doing a little reading about the show, mostly through Amazon reviews. And I started getting really intrigued by what I was reading. There seemed to be common themes in most of the reviews. People spoke of how it was a show without a main character, really, but one where many characters took the spotlight and all made a difference, big and small. They also seemed to not only be at a loss to properly describe the show, but all pointed out that trying to sum it up would do the show a disservice. And many of them talked about how it felt, more than anything they’d seen, like a novel presented on film. And being like a novel, it didn’t dumb itself down for its “readers”, it didn’t take shortcuts, and it wasn’t something for casual viewers. This was a show you had to pay careful attention to while you watched it. And all these observations sounded to me like the perfect recipe for just the kind of show that I prefer.

I was suddenly obsessed with the idea of seeing it, and seeing the whole thing. Normally I’d go out and buy the seasons on DVD and try them out, but, as I’ve also mentioned elsewhere, HBO’s pricing on their shows is ridiculous, not to mention their practice of often putting just two episodes on a disc to justify multiple discs in a set to, therefore, justify the higher price. I was not about to pay the outlandish prices they charge for 12-13 episode seasons. That’s when I got the Netflix idea. I’d never really thought about using Netflix to watch TV shows, probably because back when I was still using the service, there really weren’t a lot of shows on DVD – not like there are now, where every show is (finally) showing up in box sets for sale, right down to “Good Times” and “Sanford & Son”.

So I signed back up with Netflix, paid my money, and got all ready for my first disc – only to find that it wasn’t coming. Why? Because the first season discs were on a “short wait” status. What?! You’re telling me NETFLIX doesn’t have enough discs to get to everyone who wants them? The whole reason I signed up again was just to watch this show, and now I had to wait, right when I was completely jazzed to get started as soon as possible? Well, yes, I had to. Guess with the show ending, lots of people were trying to do what I was and crank through the previous seasons. It took a few days, but finally, my first couple of season one discs showed up in the mailbox, and I was ready to start working this show into my really, really tight TV-watching schedule – and I was ready to find out if everyone had been right about it.

Armed with the right frame of mind, this time, knowing in advance that it was a story that was going to take its time and knowing that there was a definite ending I was going to be able to get to (as opposed to my usual luck of getting into shows that get snatched away from me when the networks give up on them after half a season), I settled in and – more than just watching – really let the show flow over me. That’s what it felt like. I was immersed in it right away, and this time, its pace seemed just perfect for me. By the time I got to episode two, I think, there was no turning back. I was hooked. At a rhythm of one episode per night – or often half an episode a night, as I couldn’t finish a whole one during dinner and usually had something else that needed getting to – I powered through four seasons of this. The problem was, the fifth and final season was NOT on DVD, as it had just finished up on HBO. I checked the On Demand schedule on my cable, and it wasn’t there. I checked for reruns, and it looked like HBO had a cycle going where they were only showing one rerun per week, and they were in the middle of doing season four again. There was no way I was going to wait, and, this being the internet age, I didn’t have to. I got online and did a BitTorrent search, and managed to download all 10 episodes of the final season. I was planning to burn them to DVDs so I could watch them in the living room, but I realized that the extra-big video files looked just great at full-screen on my 21” flatscreen monitor. So I just watched them in the bedroom, and with a big run last night (Friday night) and a finish-up today, I find my “Wire” experience at an end.

And what a ride.

The problem here is that I really don’t want to tell you that much about the show. I get the feeling most people who will be reading this never got around to seeing it either, and I really don’t want to spoil a thing. I want you to experience it like I did, not knowing much more about it than that it’s about cops and drug dealers. I want you to discover for yourself, too, that it is about SO much more than cops and drug dealers.

Let me give you a little background. David Simon used to be a crime reporter for the Baltimore Sun. He was known for his in-depth reporting on the drug trade in Baltimore in the 80s and early 90s. In his reporting, and later in his books, he forged close relationships with police and drug dealers alike, not to mention all kinds of citizens he used as sources. He knows the Baltimore streets, from the very gutters on up. His books – the aforementioned “Homicide” and “The Corner – A Year in the Life of an Inner-City Neighborhood” (co-written with Edward Burns) – both involved him spending a year living his subject. In the former, he spent a year with Baltimore homicide detectives. In the latter, he and Burns (a former Baltimore cop turned schoolteacher) spent a year hanging out in a West Baltimore neighborhood dead center in the city’s drug trade. Both were heralded and remarkable works, and both ended up produced into television adaptations (“The Corner” is now an HBO miniseries I must see).

While “Homicide” was groundbreaking stuff, it was still on NBC. It couldn’t portray the “real” of the subject matter, only translate it into acceptable network fare. And then came “The Wire”, created by both him and Burns, and on HBO, they were finally able to pull no punches, to really bring the dark realities of all that they’d seen to the screen. “The Wire”, to me, is everything “Homicide” had really wanted to be. So, in a strange way, I got one of my favorite shows back.

The main focus of “The Wire” is the drug trade and the efforts of police to try to do something about it. The name of the show comes from the main focus of the first season, with a group of police trying to take down a powerful drug kingpin (Avon Barksdale – you’ll start to hear that name in your sleep after the first season, you hear it so much) through surveillance and, mainly, the tapping of cell phones. The show immediately broke the norm by looking at both sides of the fight, and both sets of characters – the cops and the drug dealers. You get to know them all, and their lives, and all the facets of what each side goes through. And the detail is so authentic and so NOT dumbed down that I literally had to turn on the subtitles many times to figure out both the drug lingo and the cop talk. Which was GREAT. I loved that I had to work for it, that I wasn’t spoon-fed. It was so real that it often felt like a documentary. And does it ever pull you in. Once you get used to the pace, you’re hooked – you get so emotionally invested in this investigation. And instead of getting cookie-cutter bad guys, you’re even more into it because you get to know the dealers intimately. There are amazing and unforgettable characters on both sides.

And the show doesn’t just focus on the policework aspect. It hits every angle of the drug problem, from the bureaucracy to law to politics to business. Half the time the bad guy ends up being red tape, and half the struggle for the cops is trying to make their case while being hamstrung by the system. You get such a strong sense of why the problem never truly gets solved, and just how many, many obstacles are in the way.

Again, I won’t get into details, but every season focuses on a different aspect. You start with the Barksdale investigation. But each season that follows is something new (and yet, it’s all connected, one big ever-expanding story). You’ll go from street-level dealer stuff to waterfront union politics. You’ll get into the big business behind all the money, and the lawyers behind it all. You’ll get submerged in politics, particularly in season four. You’ll even get into the media aspect of it, where Simon draws on his past occupation and makes the Baltimore Sun itself a character in the final season, and shows how the news media both helps and hinders the problem (another place where you’ll feel totally submerged in a world you never expected you’d learn about, where you’ll learn all about the inner-workings of a major metropolitan newspaper). And it doesn’t stop there. Much of season four focuses on education and the school system, and on the core of the drug-life problem at its genesis, where you’ll follow a group of students and learn what its like to grow up on those streets.

And all these different pieces fit seamlessly together, showing every side of the drug epidemic, from cops to dealers to addicts to teachers to innocents caught in the middle. You feel how big it all really is, and why there are no simple fixes. It’s one big tapestry, one deep, sweeping look at one major U.S. city caught in the drug cycle, and the people it affects. It’s brilliant. It doesn’t give answers but asks all the questions that people are afraid to. It’s unflinching. It doesn’t glamorize the drugs or the violence, but never shies away from them, either. It’s often shocking, often hopeless, often heartbreaking, and yet gives moments of hope that shine dimly in the darkness. It’s about all the worst and best of humanity. It’s about greed, temptation, ambition, perseverance, the questions of selling one’s soul for the greater good. It also shows, in many aspects, how one simple choice can change so much, how everything we do affects everything around us. Ultimately, it’s about people – the people making those choices, and how they live with them.

And it’s the people that I’ll miss the most, characters that I’ve come to know so well during the five seasons. My favorite thing the show does is present you characters you make your mind up about quickly, and then realize, along the way, that you didn’t understand them at all. I’ve seen this in my own life so many times, and it’s made me think about the first impressions I had about people that are now a big part of my life, and how far from those initial valuations the truth has ended up being. All these characters have layers, and they go places you never would have expected during the run of the show. I’m going to miss McNulty, the closest thing the show had to a main character, a man of self-defined honor hidden behind a mask of self-destructive behavior and bad choices. I’ll miss Detective Lester Freamon, perhaps one of my favorite TV characters of all time, and his relentless pursuit of the truth. Damn, will I miss the Bunk, that big stogie-smoking pragmatic lush. I’ll miss Kima and Herc, Carver and Pyrzbylewski (perhaps the most quietly amazing character transformation in the show). I’ll miss, and respect, Lt. Daniels. I’ll miss the laughs from Landsman and despising Rawls and Burrell. I’ll never be able to forget Michael, Randy, Namond and Dukie. I’ll be haunted by both “D” and Wallace, and the remarkable performances their actors brought to them. I’ll be seeing Chris and Snoop coming up behind me in occasional nightmares, I’m sure, just as the slick and ice-cold Marlo will continue to give me chills when I think back on him. I’ll particularly never forget the indestructible Omar Little (“Omar’s comin’!”) and the completely badass, bowtie-wearing Brother Mouzone. I’ll remember them all, from Prop Joe to Stringer Bell, Tommy Carcetti to Norman, from Clay Davis (“Sheeeeeeeeiiit”) to Bunny Colvin to Frank Sobotka.to Bodie. And Bubbs. How could I ever forget Bubbs, the heart of the show, from start to finish, and the embodiment of the darkness and hope that is the Baltimore streets?

And, as a Homicide fan, I’ll also miss the chance I got to see some of my old gang again. Particularly the amazing Clark Davis, who played Meldrick Lewis on Homicide, who not only showed up here as an actor – during season five, playing Baltimore Sun desk editor Gus Haynes – but directed four episodes, including the pilot and the finale. But also Paul Gerety, who played Det. Gharty at the end of the Homicide run, and even an appearance by a guy – playing a homeless guy with religious mania – who played a murder suspect in the Homicide pilot ten years earlier (“I was drinkin’!”). But the best moment of Homicide love was in the final season, when Clark Davis is walking into a bar to meet with someone and passes Richard Belzer (Homicide’s Detective Munch), who’s talking to the bartender about the right way to run a bar, and mentions that he used to own one (as Munch did in Homicide – one he co-owned with Clark Davis’ character). Nice little Easter egg for us old-school Baltimore murder fans.

As I can afford, I will be buying this whole show, as it’s one I will own with pride, and one I know I’ll be going back to watch again, with a much greater appreciation for all its parts now that I can see the whole. I used the word “journey” earlier, and that aptly describes what I’ve been on as I’ve traveled through the West Baltimore street corners, the courtrooms, the jail cells, the squad rooms and the halls of power. Sadly, I’ve reached the end of that journey, but the journey has meant so much more than the destination. This is television the way it SHOULD be. The way it CAN be as we step further and further away from the network paradigm and edgier creative voices can finally be heard. I hope this is a harbinger of things to come in the future of episodic television. I really do. We deserve TV like this.

I most definitely advise you to take this journey yourself, and find out, as I did, what an amazing affect it will have on you. There’s always Netflix…if you don’t mind a little wait. Try “The Wire”. I think you’ll thank me for the advice.

Thursday, April 24, 2008

Harold and Kumar Saturday

Movie time again, SacFilmFans! We're getting a posse together for Harold and Kumar 2 this Saturday night, 4/26, at the Century theater on Ethan again, the 7:30 show. Did you see the first one? Then you probably know exactly what to expect. Leave your sophistication at the door. It's time to get together with some buddies and laugh like an idiot at a bunch of gross-out jokes, performed above their writing by a couple of really funny guys. It will NOT be art. Will it be funny? I'm betting yes. The first film is definitely a guilty pleasure for me - an uneven film that knew it was uneven, really didn't care, and just wanted to make you laugh and take it with as little seriousness as it took itself. Kal Penn and John Cho are just naturally funny guys, and when backed up by one of the great film inspirations of this millennium - Neil Patrick Harris as "himself" - they gave us a movie that made us groan as much as we did laugh (not necessarily in a bad way, either - you find yourself embracing some over-the-top silliness just as much as they do). The first one always cracks me up, and I only ask them same of the sequel. So join us! It's what NPH would do, man!

Monday, April 21, 2008

Floating Thoughts

I want my life to sound like Dave Grohl’s voice.

I need to see Hawaii. I’m long overdue.

Shaving is real pain in the ass. I need to become a musician or a professor or something so I don’t have to deal with it anymore. Or start a cult.

There’s a girl out there that I still owe a big apology to, and I wonder if I’m ever going to cowboy up and just get it done? She deserves it. And it’s always going to be there in the back of my mind if I don’t.

I need to get John Hughes’ phone number or email address. I have a TV project I want to pitch to him. If anyone knows him, hook me up, would you?

I hate gin. In all my drinking days (and there were a lot of those days), that’s the one liquor I couldn’t stand.

I wonder what it would be like to live in one of the Dakotas?

Where, exactly, did Steve Guttenberg blow it? So he starts with Diner, but then does Police Academy. Under normal circumstances, going a Police Academy kind of film is where you shoot your career in the foot, but it was pretty much the START of his. Big films after that – your Cocoons, your Three Mens, a few big household-name-making moments. Did he just wake up one day and make a call, and wonder why no one was answering? And then the next call, and the next? Did he really piss someone off in Hollywood, or did he just refuse to get rid of his agent who seemed to think that films like “P.S. Your Cat is Dead” were a GOOD idea?

If I knew then what I know now, I’d have focused a lot more on science in school. It fascinates me…yet I’m in idiot in it. I’d have just studied a whole lot more, in general.

Whatever happened to Pink Lady and Jeff? Did they just split? Are there, like, two shows in Vegas now at opposite ends of the strip, one called “Pink Lady Live” and the other called “The Jeff Experience”?

I really need some new clothes. Why is it I only ever think of that when I really can’t afford to go shopping for new clothes?

I want to get a new laptop one of these days, but I’m torn. I like how small my Thinkpad is, because it’s easy for me to carry around. But it’d be cool to have a nice, badass one that does everything my PC does, one that would let me sit out on the patio and watch movies with some earphones on. But the bigger ones have the keyboard too close to the screen, and my reach isn’t that great, so I prefer it closer to me. I don’t like all that extra wrist space.

I’ve never been to Boston. I need to see Boston.

If I got myself really rich, I’d like to take a few months off and spend every day in the Smithsonian. STILL wouldn’t have seen everything by the end of that time. That’s what’s so cool about it.

How am I ever going to find the time to scan all my photos from my old albums like I want to? It would take forever. And if I did, what then? I can’t even mange to get my existing digital ones up on to galleries. I’m years behind on that alone. Maybe I need to hire a temp.

Am I ever going to decide on one screenplay and just write the damn thing, or am I going to spend the rest of my life jotting down ideas for new ones?

Can we just do the election now and skip all this lead-up so I can turn on the TV in the morning and hear something besides how Hillary used the wrong fork at a campaign dinner the night before, and whether that’s a sign that it’s now all over for her?

I can’t figure out what to do with meeting celebrities. I mean, being introduced to them, that’s one thing. But bumping into one. I’m always faced with the conundrum. Do I just let them be and not be one of “those” people and annoy them by saying hello? Or do I follow my usual instincts and leave them be, and always wonder if I should have said something? I’m going to have to make a decision one of these days and just stick with one or the other.

Is the Hulk movie going to suck as much as we’re all starting to think it will? That would be two for two.

I just heard that Extreme is getting back together. I wonder if that’s going to be a good thing for me? I owned and loved all their CDs. They were “my band” for a long time. But there’s a lot of music I was into back then that I can’t even listen to now. Will this be the same?

Are we going back to the Moon, like, EVER? Aren’t we going to feel stupid if Japan starts going up there and builds a moon base first and claims it and wants to charge us rent if we finally decide to set something up? Who owns the damn thing anyway?

I need to go shave. I mentioned it’s a pain in the ass, right?


Sunday, April 20, 2008

The "Un-Vacation"

Ahhhhhh.

Man, I needed that. I’m relaxed, I’m un-stressed and I’m feeling good. Today is the final day of my vacation. And I’ve been on vacation for over week now.

Oh, I’ve still been at work. It wasn’t that kind of vacation.

I’m not sure at what point I turned into this person, but somewhere in the last few years, I’ve lost the ability to relax. Maybe it started when I was working so many extra hours a couple of years back, so when I got home, I had so little evening to work with that my evening time became really regimented. Things aren’t as bad that was, but still, when I’m driving myself home, I’m generally listening to some kind of book on CD (to maximize drive time) and mentally planning out how what’s left of my night is going to go – organizing priorities, visualizing my to-do list (which exists, and is contained and regularly updated in my Palm Pilot), and usually overestimating how much I think I can get done before bed time.

I used to be a big TV and movie guy. Back when I had a roommate, we seemed to always have time to kick it together in the evening and watch a basketball game, a TV show or a film on DVD. Since living alone, and since this change in me? It’s all I can do to sit still for an hour-long show. I can’t even manage to do that. I find myself needing to multi-task, to have something to be doing while I’m watching (or mostly listening to) the show in question – definitely dinner, but often other stuff, and I’ll find other things to do while the microwave is warming my meal up as well (I usually fit my pill-taking in during the first part of the warming, before I have to remove the frozen meal, uncover, stir, and continue to heat for two-to-three minutes…). I often don’t even make a whole episode of whatever I’m watching (which, by the way, HAS to be something either on DVD or saved on my DVR, to fit with my schedule. The idea of watching something WHILE it’s ACTUALLY on TV? Please! How 20th century is THAT?) – I’ll often just get through the first half hour and save the second half for the following evening’s TV time.

Like most creative people who fit the chronic procrastinator profile (which is many creative people…if not most…), I have, at any given time, dozens of projects going – creative, personal, organizational, whatever. Hell, I’m still trying to find the time to sit down and actually FINISH my overall to-do list itself. It’s THAT big. Always so much I want to accomplish, always so little time. Every evening becomes a rush, an exercise in clock-watching, and ends in frustration and self-loathing when I turn in and think of all the things I didn’t get to (that I was so SURE I would this time, because on any given evening, time and space can operate on totally different principles, right? Oh, wait…no, they can’t…). It’s an endless cycle, and one, I occasionally stop and notice, that isn’t really a pleasant one.

You’d think from all this that I get loads of stuff done in my life. My to-do list must be dwindling like Folsom Lake in the 80s (that really only makes sense if you’re from Sacramento and you’re over thirty…). Well, not so much. I also suffer from the “overwhelm” syndrome. That is, there’s so much that needs (in my interpretation of my reality) to get done, I can never figure out where to start, and it feels like every time I reach for something to start it, I’m reaching for the wrong thing – my brain jumps up and yells me that this OTHER thing is more important and more pressing…but then this OTHER thing is, too…and don’t forget THIS one… And in another habit of the procrastinator personality, I tend to fall into avoidance. Oh, I’ll work on things, but will be so stressed out about them that I’m not all that productive, and I then let other little, easier things (things that don’t have pressure and guilt and panic attached to them) distract me. This is that moment where someone is sitting at their desk at work and has three big projects that need to get done, and suddenly they realize that their desk drawers just HAVE to get organized first! So they’ll switch to that and feel some brief escape, some manufactured sense of satisfaction from completing that task…while the other tasks they really needed to be working on haven’t been touched, and they’re back in the same boat all over again. This cycle is expressed in Tony Robbins’ theory of the Six Human Needs, where one of the needs is “Certainty”, and by switching to a task we know we can accomplish, we put off that uncertainty of the bigger, scary ones and get that feeling of comfort.

Yes, I just referenced Tony Robbins. That should tell you something, too. Cry for help, table two?

Don’t get me wrong, here. My goal in life I’m striving toward right now is to be more productive, and I’m seeking out all kinds of new ways to accomplish that. The problem I’ve been having is that I’ve been going about it the wrong way. I’m slowly learning the seeming contradiction that to be more productive, a person needs to slow down and actually work LESS. No so much less, that is, as getting more quality out of their work time. This only happens (per a couple of new books I’ve read, including one called “The Now Habit”) when planned breaks and rewards are built into the mix, allowing the brain a chance to de-stress, wind down, and come back refreshed and ready for the next productive interval. This book refers to these periods as “guilt-free playtime”. The “guilt-free” part is very applicable to me. This is why I’m never able to relax. Even when I do stop and try to do something enjoyable – watch something, read something just for pleasure, or just goof off on the internet – I always resent and chastise myself for it, even if only subconsciously. I’m always thinking about what I “should” be doing, and dreading having to get back to it.

So my evenings have turned into races against the clock, rushing to my computer the minute I get through the door, checking email and seeing if anything there needs to be addressed, taking a look at my evening’s wish-list of to-dos, going through my routines and feeling the self-imposed whip at my back. As you can imagine, that does not make for a happy evening. If an email does come in that calls for an immediate response, I quickly, and resentfully, readjust my schedule on the fly. I cringe when the phone rings, as that will cut into the night as well, depending on what it is. Who does that? Who resents phone calls? Phone calls are supposed to be enjoyable, aren’t they? Well, TV is, too, but for me, it’s become more something I force myself to partake in, allowing as little as possible, which, as you can imagine, doesn’t exactly make it the pleasant escape it’s supposed to be.

Yeah. My life’s become way too type-A for the really type-C person that I am.

With that in mind, let’s go back to that book I mentioned – the “Now Habit” one. This one has given me a lot to think about, and really opened my eyes to the way I’m doing things (and doing them wrong) and how I’m making my own life miserable in my efforts to make my life BETTER by getting more done. There has to be a balance. What’s the point in doing all that we do if we can’t take the time to actually enjoy it? I’ve partnered the concepts I learned there with a lot of the other ones I’ve gotten about how much our perception of things makes a difference. Like, for example, the same thing can either be a “have to” or a “get to”, depending on how we define it (self-talk is a big productivity killer, in case you didn’t know). Once we latch on to the concept that we are separate from our brains and that our brains are actually tools that we can use, not masters that drive what we do (that’s a whole other entry I’ll have to do sometime, my theory on that), and take control of our own minds and our own emotions, a lot of things can change. And they’re starting to with me. Little by little.

Learning about the importance of the “guilt-free playtime” and thinking about how my life was running, I got to thinking about all the stuff I’d like to do – lower-level projects, TV shows and movies to watch, books to read – that, in themselves, become stressful to think about when they stack up on me and turn into a whole other to-do list that I mourn never having the time to get to. And I realized that it’s within my control to MAKE the time…and that the idea of my schedule being such a frantic and out of control thing when compared to the lives of other friends of mine who are married and have kids, while my life is really my own to do with as I wish at this point in time, is really silly. I accepted the fact that I’m the boss. And I also determined, with both trepidation and relief, that the boss needed a break!

So I put myself on vacation. I didn’t take any days off work (can’t afford any right now, with other things coming up this year having already taken all that up). Work was still work, and that’s an area where I don’t have as much control (but more than I tend to think). But after work? That time is all mine. There are some must-do things during the week, but most of the ones I looked at that way, I realized, really weren’t. I had the say-so on whether they get done, and when they got done. And it was totally within my power to take a break, to set aside the projects and to-dos and declare that, for a little over a week, there was going to be no such thing as “have to”. When I got home at night, I would relax (as much as I’m able). My schedule would be my own (and I meant that the right way for a change). I would, for the most part, ignore the to-do list. Actually making that choice turned relaxing into the “have to”. And given that new set of orders, I knew I had to follow them. I would, in short, do whatever the hell I wanted with my night.

So I started on a Thursday night (even starting a day earlier than I’d first thought) and decided this would last through the following Sunday (today). Did it make a big difference? It certainly did. And it did so in the most important way – emotionally. I finally knew (again) what it felt like to come home without rushing, and to just be calm. Suddenly, instead of a clearly defined itinerary, my night became a blank slate, one I could fill with whatever I wanted. Maybe I’d watch some movies. Maybe I’d do a TV marathon, pulling out a DVD set and watching several episodes of a show in a row. Maybe I’d read a book. Maybe I’d play a computer game (I have no IDEA when the last time was I did that). Maybe I’d just listen to music. Maybe I’d take a stab at doing some of those things that were so far down the priority list that it seemed like they’d never get done…things I really WANTED to do but could never justify doing with the mountain of other goals screaming out for attention. It was all up to me. The clock became something I would notice, not be checking regularly. And best of all, I gave myself permission for all of it, and told myself I deserved it. And sure enough, I took it.

Did I watch huge loads of TV and crank through several novels? Well, no. Looking back now, I could have done a lot more of both, but that doesn’t really matter, because I didn’t HAVE to. I did some. I finished season four of The Wire. I watched a couple of eps of a couple of other shows that I never knew when I’d find time to get around to. I did some reading. But mainly, I just floated wherever the mood took me. And what do you know? Often times that mood took me to different projects on the big list…only this time, in this frame of mind, I was doing them in good spirits and enjoying them. I got some long overdue writing done. I built or updated some web pages (I can’t believe I FINALLY got around to updating my “My Shows” page on my site!). I answered some emails. I actually ENJOYED picking up the phone, and chatting away for a while with whoever buzzed, not feeling the need to apologize to them after a few minutes because I had to get back to whatever else “had” to be done that night. I went out and saw a couple of movies with people (one crappy, one great. The movies, I mean, not the people…). I organized some things and took genuine satisfaction in the act. I got a lot of great thinking done on some projects and goals I have – real, valuable creative thinking, because creative thinking is definitely suppressed when you’re doing it on the clock. When you’re in a happier and more relaxed place, your mind just works better, free to explore and test ideas without being jammed with all kinds of left-brain concerns. And I think today was the best example of all. After getting up and around, not really caring too much what I was going to do with my day, I remembered how long I’ve been wanting to get my entire (really large) DVD collection cataloged and in some kind of shareable (web) format. So, relaxing on the patio and enjoying the weather with my laptop in front of me when the thought hit, I did a little searching and found just the right piece of software to buy and download for that. And, after watching the first episode of season five of the Wire (I downloaded the whole fifth season overnight last night, realizing I didn’t want to wait around for months until it hits DVD and risk getting spoilers on how it ends) on my computer, I spent hours carrying piles of DVDs into my room to type in UPC codes on get my whole collection into the software. Did I do it because I “had” to? No. I did it because I WANTED to, and because it sounded FUN. And it has been. I’ve had the TV on in the background, and occasionally some music, and have been taking satisfaction in this great object lesson on how what seems like an overwhelming project (I’ve long-since filled up my DVD shelves and have piles going on the fireplace now) can manifest when simply taken a few steps at a time. Focusing on just one pile at a time instead of the whole collection made the whole thing go quickly and effortlessly, and now what seemed like a project I’d get to “someday” has become a project crossed off my list…and I feel great about it. Taking that amount of time to do something so relatively unnecessary would normally be unthinkable for me. But hey…I’m on vacation. I’ve got the time. And I can do with it what I please. And, lo and behold, I have.

A small part of me still wants to look back, at the end, and regret how I could have done things differently, and how much more I could have accomplished. But that wasn’t the point. For just over a week, and for the first time in a long time, my life was totally my own again, and not owned by my self-imposed sense of focus and productivity (which I rarely live up to anyway). I’ve learned some important things about me, my life, and my use of my time. I’ve learned, most importantly, that “downtime” is not a luxury, but a necessity. Stopping and smelling the roses has to go hand-in-hand with planting and pruning the bushes. The human brain is a fascinating thing, something I’m learning more and more each day. And when used properly, it can increase your sense of satisfaction and joy in life, while at the same time help you reach all those ever-present goals. Giving yourself permission to enjoy yourself is a must. This is now part of the way I do things, and the way I look at the world. And because of it, I’m ready to see all those goals in a whole new way, and can now enjoy, not dread, the steps involved in achieving them.

You may not be wound as tight as I am (I sure hope not), but no matter where you are in your struggles to make the most of your ever-shortening days, I highly recommend you take a little un-vacation yourself. Kick back! The must-dos will still be there when you return, and you’ll be much more ready to face them, with a lot more energy and a better attitude. And attitude, believe me, makes all the difference. So book your journey to nowhere today! I guarantee you’ll rack up some all-important frequent smiler miles. Just remember to pack some sun block and put that hold on your mail. Happy un-travels!

My Entire DVD Collection. Seriously.

Got a handy new addition to my Film page at MichaelOConnell.com. There's a link there now that says "My DVD Collection". And that link speaks truth. It will take you to my page at "DVD Profiler" that lists every single last DVD that I own. Which, by the way, is a lot. I'm currently looking at a total of 365 on my list, and some of those ON the list are box sets which contain up to three or four movies. So...yeah, I got a lot. I should probably watch movies more, shouldn't I?

I picked up this DVD Profiler software because I wanted to 1) be able to quickly check what movies I have without actually going into the living room and looking all over the shelves (I don't alphabetize. I bet Martin just had an involuntary eye twitch when I said that, didn't he?), and 2) I also wanted to be able to publish my catalog online somewhere to share. If for no other reason than people who are looking for a Christmas gift for me can check my list and make sure I don't own it already. Based on #2 there, I promise to always update the site every time I get a new DVD in the house. So feel free to browse my collection if you like. And if there's something you want to borrow, hey...that's why God made Netflix...

Saturday, April 19, 2008

New Gallery on my Photorama page - "Man-Sac Weekend"

FINALLY got some new photos up at the MichaelOConnell.com Photorama page (my first ones from 2008). Last month, Aaron, Russ and Tony flew into Sacramento to hang out with me, Tim, A.T. and Rich for the three-day weekend. This was the first sequel to something we started last year, when Aaron, Tony and I flew to Boise to hang out with Russ and check out his new home state and his new house. And it ended up being a weekend of drinking, cigar-smoking and way too much X-Box. You see, not EVERYone has the attractive bachelor life that I live, day-to-day. So as happy as the married dudes are, it's nice, once in a while (say, about once a year) to get away with the guys and relive some of the "glory" days. Hey...we all define "glory" differently, all right?

So last year was dubbed the "Boyz-E Weekend", and served as a reunion for the four of us that used to all live in San Diego. This year Russ decided it was time for another, and wrangled Tony and Aaron together and talked them into the trip to Sacramento (from San Diego and Seattle, respectively). So that officially made this an annual thing, and since I decided each weekend was going to need its own title, I ended up coining this one "Man-Sac Weekend" - mostly just to annoy the other guys. But Man-Sac Weekend (see how much fun that is to repeat?) had an extra bonus, being in Sacramento. That meant that our other pals (and former roommates, for me and Aaron) Tim, A.T. and Rich were right in the area. Tim, like me, took the day off from work on Friday for it, but Rich and A.T. were only going to be able to hook up with us on Saturday night. All good. We all ended up having a great time, and the tradition triumphantly continued. So next year, we're thinking about invading Seattle. And you don't want to know the name for that weekend that Russ has already come up with. You'll have to wait until next spring to find out what that is.

But for now, jump into the photos, if you please, and (I have so been waiting to use this phrase) - behold the glory of the Man-Sac!

And apologies, right here and now, to a certain Dr. K. Dude, things were so thrown together at the last minute and hectic that I totally didn't think to call you until it hit me on Sunday. My apologies, brother. What a thing to do to a fellow Slack Packer. We'll just have to make it up to you in Vegas. Oh, wait...your wife's coming. Never mind...

Friday, April 18, 2008

Sarah Marshall is GO!


We are officially locked in to the 8:20 show for Forgetting Sarah Marshall, tomorrow (Saturday) night at Century (on Ethan). Confirmed - me, Tim, Stacy, Chris and Tami. Adam's a maybe. Ruberg regrets that he can't attend, as does Sarah (Hey...are we Forgetting Sarah Larson?). Afraid it's officially too late to speak up if that time doesn't work for you, but if it DOES...come on down! Check out the flick with us, and be sure to buy your tickets early. This has the stink of a date movie on it, and one that dudes can actually enjoy, so I think a lot of guys will be bringing dates to it. If you can't show up at the theater early, give www.fandango.com a try, if you never have before. And if you are a Fandango user and you're used to just taking your credit card that you used for the Fandango purchase with you to the theater? Doesn't work that way at Century. I found that out the hard way. They have no kiosk and no proper hook-up in the box office. So you must actually print out your ticket at home and bring it with you. Still beats showing up and finding out it's sold out, though...
So let's do it! Sac Movie nights...woo hoo!!!!

Tuesday, April 15, 2008

"Forgetting Sarah Marshall" This Weekend!

Heads up, Sac Movie fans! This weekend is movie strike #2! The plan is for Saturday night (4/19) at the Century theater on Ethan for the 8:20 show. If that works for you, we'd love to see you there!

I have been TOTALLY waiting for this film. First, I'll see anything Judd Apatow and his people are involved in, as I've mentioned on here before. Second, it's not only starring the hilarious Jason Segel, who's finally getting his shot at a lead role (you may know him from "How I Met Your Mother", but I'm a fan for his work on "Freaks and Geeks" and "Undeclared" (where, in the latter, he played one of the most brilliantly needy psycho ex-boyfriends ever)), but he wrote the thing as well, following in the footsteps of fellow "Freaks/Undeclared" alum Seth Rogen, who's been involved in writing little films you may have heard of like "40-Year Old Virgin", "Knocked Up" and "Superbad". So far the reviews are looking great for this one, and it sounds like the perfect comedy to see with a big crowd.

And I'm guessing there WILL be a big crowd, being Saturday night of opening weekend, so if you're going, get your tickets early, maybe using Fandango as I usually do. But I'd hold off on that a couple of days so we can make sure that time works for everyone and is locked in. Stayed tuned here for the final story on that.

Lots of comedy, and a little something for everyone - Kristen Bell in a tiny bikini for the dudes, and the rumored memorable full monty for the ladies. I think this is going to be a great one, so let's get out and do it up right! Long as we're having summer-like weather here in Sac anyway, let's kick it with the summer movie season!

Monday, April 14, 2008

New Page Updates at MichaelOConnell.com

Finally got around to updating a few of the out-of-date pages on my site, so I thought I'd let everyone know. I updated my At Work page (so it no longer says I work in San Diego, for one thing...) and added some helpful total loss tips. Also re-did my Literature page with the inclusion of my Shelfari bookshelf. And finally, and most importantly, of course, I updated my My Shows page, adding in the new shows I've gotten hooked on since the long-ago last update. Check 'em out if the mood strikes you.

Friday, April 11, 2008

The Return of Nicole


After a month off, your faithful MichaelOConnell.com site assistant returns! Click the pic for the latest update. Welcome back, Nicole.


Just a Gorram Coincidence?

The Nice Guy - "#1 Hef in the 'Verse" - September, 2005

"Serenity - Better Days" #2 - Dark Horse Comics, April 2007

Hey, did Tim and I get ripped off? AWESOME! Since Joss did write (or at least plot) it, and I did hand him a Nice Guy card at the Serenity premiere and suggest he take a look at the strip on our site, I'm gonna sit here and think so and be flattered. If something we did got into the master's head, even subconsciously, that's all KINDS of shiny.

You non-Browncoats are probably pretty confused right now, aren't you?


Thursday, April 10, 2008

I am an L...A...P...D...agent...!

Okay, so it might not be THE summer movie to see, and the idea of paying money for a Keanu film is a little strange, but I wanted to put the word out to Sac Summer Movie folks that Tim and I are planning to check out "Street Kings" this Saturday, April 12th, at the 1:30pm show at the Arden Fair theater (that's the mall theater, not Century). We want to get that matinee price happening because...well, it's a Keanu movie. But it does have a promising writer and great supporting cast. And I'm officially trying to keep my summer promise to myself to NOT pay attention to the Tomatometer at Rotten Tomatoes, as I normally do religiously, and just do it the old-fashioned way and take my chances (within reason).

So we're taking a gamble on this one, so we'll understand if no one else wants to jump on the same grenade. But if you have nothing better going on Saturday afternoon and want to join us, please consider yourselves invited. We'll be there, so just drop by the mall (wear your Kevlar and change out your rims for the cheap ones) and grab a ticket and join us for an L.A. cop saga starring Ted Theodore Logan, Johnny Storm, House M.D. and Idi Amin! Hey, and there's some babe in a bikini on the poster. That's got to count for something, right?

Excellent!

Sunday, April 6, 2008

The Grate T ypo Contesst

While I don't write nearly as often as I should, I do tend to write a lot of stuff. The stuff I write often ends up on one of my web pages, too, or on this very blog. And after some time, I'll go back and glance over something I've written, and there it will be - a typo. This could be an extra or missing letter, or a misspelling, or, my personal favorite, my use of a similar "sounding" word instead of the word I meant to use (as I tend to "hear" words as I'm writing). Whatever it is, I find it, and I realize to my dismay that this error has been there all this time, and people have been seeing it, and everyone reading my stuff must now think I'm COMPLETELY RETARDED!!! It's a very frustrating moment for any writer.

I had this idea a while ago, a possible way to address this, and I'm finally getting around to proposing it. And this proposition involves you. And you can actually profit from it!

What I'm starting, beginning today, is something I'm calling "The Great Typo Contest". It's a very simple idea - if you read something of mine (blog, web page, story) and find some kind of error and let me know about it, you score one point. I'm going to start tracking points for the next twelve months. At the end of this year, I'll tally the points, and whoever has the most gets a prize. What prize? That remains to be determined, because I'll probably end up personalizing it for whomever the winner is, but it'll be something good, I promise. This way, I get to identify and fix errors in my writing (and therefore look and feel less retarded), and you get your hands on some kind of goody for my appreciation of your hooking me up.

You can let me know about this error either by dropping me an email (and that's at oconnellmd@aol.com, in case you didn't know), or, if it's something on this blog, you can post a comment and point it out (and chastise me publicly). Or you can call me or send me a post card. Whatever works best for you.

There are a couple of rules. The first and most important one is that the error you find must be a fixable one. That is, it has to be something I can still edit. Entries on this blog and web pages of mine are good examples of what counts. What doesn't count is email. If I screw up in an email to you, I'm not going to be able to do anything about it at that point, so that doesn't do me a lot of good. So that would be worth no points, but if it makes you feel better, feel free to call me on it and feel smug. This also goes for things like message boards I may be on with you where the entires can't be edited. If I can fix it, it counts. If I can't, I'm screwed, and therefore no point is awarded.

The second rule is that even if someone else spotted it first, if you email me about it, you still get a point. I give points for effort, and in appreciation of the gesture. This rule does not apply, though, if someone else publicly (say, a comment on this blog) pointed it out first. Then that person alone gets the point.

Errors can be all kinds of things. Just while typing this, I found myself adding an "s" to the end of a word that shouldn't have had one, and missing an apostrophe. I also have a bad habit of typing "me" instead of "my" (though this may be a genetic Irish thing). Sometimes there are errors of omission. I may skip a word in my typing haste. If you see a sentence that goes "Boy, did I really hate that movie The and the Furious", obviously I meant to stick another word in there. I may misuse a word. I had a friend recently point out to me that I had used "phase" in a sentence where I should have used "faze" (again, I "heard" it in my head right, but the wrong word got churned out by my fingers). There are many ways to score, as I use all KINDS of creative ways to screw up!

Some people get embarrassed or bitter if someone points out a mistake of theirs. I'm not one of those people. The idea of finding out I screwed something up is nothing compared to the idea that this screw-up has remained for a long time and has been viewed by many people over and over. I really want to know if I made a boo-boo, I want to fix it as soon as possible, and I'm very grateful to anyone that makes that happen. You'll be doing me a favor, and I will appreciate it - and if you've done it enough, you'll get more than a sense of satisfaction for doing a good deed. You'll get stuff! (By the way - I just typed "dead" instead of "deed" and caught it when I read back through. See how easy I make this?).

So the contest is on! Please overcome your societal programming that says pointing out the shortcomings of others is poor manners. I'm asking for it! Bring it on! Thank you, in advance, for helping me make my writing more understandable. When you re-read something you've written yourself, sometimes your brain sees what you MEANT to write and misses the parts where the reality didn't match up, so an extra pair of eyes is a big plus. Or, in this case, hopefully, a bunch of extra pairs. The points begin today, and the big prize can be yours next year!

And no, using the subject line of this blog entry does not count as your first point. Smart ass.

P.S. And remember, it's not just new stuff that counts. If you really want to get off to an early lead, consider reading old blog entries, or stuff on MichaelOConnell.com or the Nice Guy site. Points = stuff!